mykingdomforapen:

everyone’s always going on about pureblood and muggleborn culture in hogwarts but what about the halfbloods

they’re the ones who know all the lyrics to the weird sisters songs and bastille songs they crush on the chosen one and tom hiddleston they go to both walt disney world and the quidditch world cup final for summer holiday and use magic to fix their laptops they’ve got the best of both worlds

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z-v-k:

PLEASE SIGNAL — SEXUAL HARRASSER ON SYDNEY BUSES — TARGETS SCHOOLGIRLS

This is Daniel Cousins. He is a white man in his late 20s / early 30s, brown hair, blue eyes, piercing on left eyebrow, braces. Appears to have some sort of autism. He usually catches the 314 / 316 / 317 at around 8am from Bondi Junction Interchange and then will spend the entire morning doing a circle of the city by bus, looking for girls to groom. He has reportedly also caught the 376 and the 389. He will sit next to schoolgirls and try to talk to them, get information about them, grab them and pull on their clothing. He will move seats throughout his journey to sit closer to girls. He sometimes sits next to girls traveling alone. I first encountered him about 3 years ago and have since reported him along with over ten people from my school. He has sexually harassed girls before. BEWARE OF THIS CREEP!!! If he sits close to you GET THE FUCK OUT!!! ALERT OTHER GIRLS ON THE BUS!!! He’ll act very shy to make you feel sorry for him DO NOT BE FOOLED!!! Please share this so we can protect each other.

PLEASE FILE A REPORT — If you have encountered this man please make a report to the detective working on this case: Louise Rodden at Maroubra Police Station. We are currently building a case against him.

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theblulotusrises:

littlelolawantsyou:

blvckexcelllence:

mxtori:

businessinsider:

7 QUESTIONS YOU SHOULD ASK AT THE END OF EVERY JOB INTERVIEW.

Click here to find out why these questions help you.

This is so important!

I never know what to ask and end up looking like a fool cause I don’t have a question prepared.

Don’t be me.

Oooh yes these are good

Asking those questions got me my job!

gotta keep this in mind now

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truebluemeandyou:

DIY Fashion Pattern Vocabulary Infographic from Enerie here. Also from Enerie: Know Your Sunglasses here, and for the popular posts Know Your Shoes go here for part 1 (Lobster Claws anyone? Hilarious) and here for part 2.

Joseph Gordon-Levitt on Jimmy Fallon talking about Tom Hardy. (7-16-12)

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truebluemeandyou:

DIY Fashion Pattern Vocabulary Part 2 Infographic from Enerie here. Also from Enerie: Fashion Pattern Vocabulary Part 1 here, Know Your Sunglasses here, andfor the popular posts Know Your Shoes go here for part 1 (Lobster Claws anyone? Hilarious) and here for part 2.

Well, me lambs, I fear I must be leaving you for a few days yet again. Off to my dad’s place, which doesn’t have internet (which is balls, but whatever). My queue will last until some point tomorrow, but after that it’ll be another standstill. I’ll be back Friday, though.

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basics

1. name: Annie
2. birthday: November 18
3. favorite color: Just in general, blue
4. lucky number: Not sure I really have one
5. height: 5’4 or 5’ 5, don’t remember

talents

1. last dream you remember: Hmm it was scary, that’s all I recall
2. can you juggle: Nope
3. art/sports/both: Alas, neither
4. do you like writing: Not especially
5. do you like dancing: Not around others
6. do you like singing: Yes

fantasize

1. dream vacation: A long European and British Isles trip
3. dream guy/gal: Oh jeez, so many…
4. dream wedding:  Not certain I want one
5. dream pet: A horse
6. dream job: Editor, preferably books

favorites

1. favorite song: You can’t be serious, too many options
2. favorite album: Hmm Closer by Josh Groban
3. favorite artist: See # 1
4. last song you heard on the radio: Not much of a radio person
5. least favorite song: Blurred Lines, I guess
6. least favorite album: People actually keep track of this?
7. least favorite artist: See answer above

preferences

1. guys/girls/both: Guys
2. hair color: Not all that picky
3. eye color: ^
4. humorous/serious: A balance is best, but I guess humorous if I have to choose
5. taller/shorter: Taller
6. biggest turn-off: Being bigoted (with some exceptions)
7. biggest turn-on: Idk, being a good person?

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MBTI most accurate descriptions

woolfhammer:

ESTP: super attractive physically but it’s all downhill from there. never quite know what they’re going to do next but you can probably bet it will be irresponsible. somehow still lovable. 

ESTJ: loud, logical, and get shit done — they are the warrior class of the life rpg. power stats make them unbeatable and if you encounter one, maybe just curl up and forfeit, to save time. 

ESFP: giggly little shits. fun fun fun till her daddy takes the t-bird away. great for lifting your mood, not that great at lifting your credit score. 

ESFJ: too appropriate, totally lacking in awkwardness. they’ll never forget your birthday, which will make you feel like shit when you constantly forget theirs. 

ENTP: excellent companions if you enjoy people who instantly see through all your shit. very clever and very intuitive, you can’t fool them. i suggest you invest in other friends — ones you *can* fool. 

ENTJ: impatient with people who make mistakes, namely, everyone. they’ll respect you if you stand up to them but why do that when you can run away instead. cuddle them and see what happens. i’m curious.

ENFP: too puppy to live. best suited for the profession of musical nanny. not advised for use around an open flame. 

ENFJ: way too charming and capable, maybe they should stop making everyone else look bad. prone to making other people care about stuff they didn’t want to care about. so annoying. 

ISTP: such butts. best suited for an apocalypse scenario, if no such scenario exists, they will create danger because they get bored. don’t encourage them, but don’t discourage them, as reverse psychology works too well.

ISTJ: low drama and low maintenance, best value at this price tier. best suited to actual human existence. least weird, which makes them kinda weird.

ISFP: squishy little darlings you might want to keep in your pocket, but please don’t or they will become forlorn. they notice everything, and it’s unnerving. 

ISFJ: quietly and proudly do things for others. if you have a ring you need to deliver to mordor, take an ISFJ along with you for best results. 

INTP: cute intergalactic spiders you want to hug and mistrust. prone to making you laugh but then days later you will wonder whether you were the butt of the joke. 

INTJ: major dicks and kinda proud of it. prone to being right. prone to liking trance music way too much. all the ones i’ve ever met have been unexpectedly kinky. so i guess, expectedly. 

INFP: they fall out of the sky and are raised by unicorns. if you feed one it will follow you home. they dissipate in water. 

INFJ: chameleons appropriating your emotions and going quietly mad. prone to meltdowns and needing lots of naps.

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