Westminster Abbey, London (by italo svevo)
Sweet Dreams (Are Made Of This) (1983) Vs. Seven Nation Army (2003)
YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND THIS IS LITERALLY THE SOUND OF COOL
Press play and you will find yourself wearing a long black coat on a windy city street holding a firearm that won’t be invented for another 50 years, your voice will be a full octave deeprer AND YOUR HAIR WILL LOOK PERFECT.
if only Lucifer had his theme song this would be it
Historic Buildings of London
THERE’S BEEN AN INCIDENT AND THE PRESIDENT’S SON (WHO IS SO VERY LOVED BY THE PUBLIC) NEEDS TO BE MOVED NOW
[movie narrator voice] IN A WORLD WHERE THE LEADER OF THE FREE WORLD’S ONLY WEAKNESS ISHIS QUICK-TO-DODGE-SECURITY- ENTHUSIASTIC-FRESHLY-GRADUATED-FROM-COLLEGE SON, THE COUNTRY IS ON EDGE WHEN THE FIRST SON DISAPPEARS. THE RANSOM DEMAND IS HIGH BUT THE STAKES ARE CLEAR THE KIDNAPPERS MEAN TO SEND A MESSAGE AND DON’T PLAN ON RETURNING HIM ALIVE. THE ONE FORMER SECRET SERVICE AGENT WHO QUIT HIS JOB MONTHS AGO BECAUSE HE WAS AFRAID OF GETTING TOO CLOSE TO HIS CHARGE NOW IS DETERMINED TO BRING HIM BACK
[dramatic fade to black, the music swells and then fades, and then the only sound is the slick slide of leather over skin]
- DC: Wonder Woman is too difficult to find a movie audience for-
- Marvel: YO YOU LIKE BLACK WIDOW? HERE SHE IS IN THE NEXT CAPTAIN AMERICA MOVIE WITH A TON OF SCREENTIME AND MAJOR ASSKICKING SKILLS
- DC: We can't allow the lesbians in Batwoman to get married in the comic, sorry.
- Marvel: HEY GUESS WHAT WE'RE GONNA FEATURE A GAY WEDDING ON THE COVER OF AN X-MEN ISSUE
- DC: The new direction for storytelling needs to be dark, gritty, mature and cynical.
- Marvel: DUDE CHECK IT OUT LOKI GOES SPEED DATING IS THAT NOT THE BEST SHIT EVER
- DC: After years of rumors, the Superman/Batman movie is finally coming, but with a new actor and suit for Batman and MAYBE a cameo from Wonder Woman.
- Marvel: PHASE 2 MOTHERFUCKERS EVERYONE IS IN EVERYONE'S MOVIE AND THERE AIN'T NO STOPPIN US NOW
- DC: We can try to add maybe one or two 'people of color' to our lineup...maybe...
- Marvel: NEW MS MARVEL THAT'S MUSLIM AMERICAN, BITCHES.
- DC: We feel no problem with Batman's vengeful personality being like wet cardboard.
- Marvel: NEW LATINA GHOST RIDER WHO SEEKS VENGEANCE WHILE TAKING HIS AWEET LIL BRO FOR ICE CREAM
- DC: We can't mention any superhero titles in our movies, that's ridiculous.
- Marvel: FUCK YEAH YOU WANT A RACOON VOICED BY BRADLEY COOPER WITH A GIANT GUN? YOU WANT VIN DIESEL PLAYING A TREE? AMY FUCKING POND PLAYING A SEXY BALD SPACE PIRATE? HERE YOU FUCKERS GO
- DC: Our fanbase is mostly white males, I'm sure our focus is-
- Marvel: NEW SHE HULK LINE WHERE SHE GOES TO COURT THEN SAVES NEW YORK
- DC: Wait-
- Marvel: NEW FEMALE THOR
- DC: I didn't-
- Marvel: NEW BLACK CAPTAIN AMERICA
- Marvel: TAKE ALL THIS COOL SHIT MARVEL BE OUTIE
- Marvel: PEACE
- s1: Who the Hell is Scott McCall
- s2: Everyone Loves Scott McCall
- s3: Everyone is in Love with Scott McCall
- s4: Everyone Falls Harder for Scott McCall
He killed Pike. He almost killed you.
the rawness up close ➝ krikor jabotian s/s 2014
Hello! This would be my own little “chipping in” post to help raise money for the Tyler Hoechlin Birthday Project!
Since I can’t draw, paint, write or do any other artsy things that require a bucket load of talent that I don’t possess, I figured I could offer my Photoshop skillz and HTML/CSS knowledge instead though?
Any of the following packages cost $5 each, which you can pay by donating it to the Paypal of the Tyler Hoechlin Birthday Project!
I ACCEPT ALL FANDOMS/SHIPS/ETC. No matter how obscure :) Can also do NSFW!
- 10 Tumblr icons
- 5 Tumblr icons, 1 sidebar image (still or gif)
- 1 Tumblr icon, 3 sidebar images (still or gif)
- 1 Tumblr icon, 1 sidebar image (still or gif), 1 background image
- 2 sidebar images (still or gif), 1 background image
- Personalizing a theme, meaning you pick a premade theme and I’ll adapt the colours, fonts, margins, create customized pages and etc!*
- Twitter; 1 big header image, 1 icon
You can definitely buy more than one if you’d like! Mixing and matching is also optional, just ask me what you’d like instead and we’ll work out the kinks :)
*personalizing a theme excludes customized sidebar images, backgrounds and tumblr icons. For that to be included you should buy one of the packages that offers that ;)
Requesting/buying a package:
- Donate $5 to the Tyler Hoechlin Birthday Project (or more if you’re buying more than one package from me!)
- Send me an ask or an email (email@example.com)
- Give me your Paypal reference number (which you’ll receive after donating), I can cross check it with the donations on the Project Tumblr, perks of being one of the organisers ;)
- Tell me which package you’d like
- If you’re sending me an ask instead of an email, then also give me your email address
I will then get back to you via email and we’ll go from there! Perhaps even talk via Skype or Line. Because I don’t just wanna offer people run of the mill graphics, but actual customized things! You can give me pics, scenes to gif, specific text for graphics and etc :)
Just be aware that I’m currently still in the process of moving countries and thus it might take me a few weeks to have your packages finished, especially if you have any special requests, but I WILL definitely make your images, icons and etc :)
These offers will stand until the 25th of August!
Help raise money for the Tyler Hoechlin Birthday Project and get a revamped Tumblr/Twitter in return! Win/win, right? :D